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Old 02-28-2007, 09:26 AM   #1
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Default Amusing 2010 Mock Draft by ESPN

Here are a few highlights from the ESPN Page 2 Column:

15. BALTIMORE RAVENS: Josh Oglesby*, OT, Wisconsin
The Ravens have not scored a touchdown in three seasons, and you really have to wonder how long their defense can keep this club competitive

18. PITTSBURGH STEELERS: Akeem Hebron, LB, Georgia
Team officials expect Ben Roethlisberger to make a full recovery from the broken ribs, torn ligaments, root canals, pneumonia, dengue fever, brain surgery, lung transplant, skydiving accident, scuba-diving bends, whooping cough, bird flu and lumbago he suffered during the offseason.

22. CINCINNATI BENGALS: Micah Johnson, LB, Kentucky
This year all Cincinnati draftees immediately will be placed under house arrest. As the Bengals' first choice walks up to the podium in New York, corrections officers will secure an electronic bracelet to his ankle.

29. CLEVELAND PINKS: Steve Weedon, LB, West Virginia
Traditionalists continue to be outraged that the Browns' name was altered as part of the league's attempt to broaden its appeal to women.

The rest can be found here:

The BENGALS could actually benefit from this suggestion - hilarious.
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