Originally Posted by GBMelBlount
My wife & I got a new phone system & new carrier. We got new phone numbers as well. For the last six weeks, since we have had our new home phone number, we have had collection calls for a "John Holmes." Apparently, a collection agent called today asking for "John Holmes." My wife replied "I've heard of the actor, but there is definitely no John Holmes that lives here." According to her, they both started laughing. For some reason I didn't find this funny.
Count your lucky stars, GB. Johnny the Wad died back in the late 80's from AIDS and has been taking a dirt nap ever since.