Originally Posted by revefsreleets
Lohan doesn't qualify as a Bengal. Where are the assault charges? The gun charges? B&E? Grand Larceny?
She's got a long way to go before she has a Bengal worthy rap sheet.
She has the excuse making down to a science. During her more recent arrest, she stated that the cocaine found in her possesion was her friends and that she was holding it for them.
IMO, if she doesn't make the Bengal roster, I do believe she is qualified to work in the Bengal PR department. If not in the Bengal PR department she is definately capable of becoming a Bengal fan. With the crying, moaning, excuse making and finger pointing I believe she would fit right in on that bandwagon.