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Old 09-10-2007, 01:53 PM   #24
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Default Re: Am I fat?
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Originally Posted by HometownGal View Post
Many moons ago when I was a nurse, I had to put a cath into a rather large man and I'm not kidding - I couldn't find his weenie. This guy was in excess of 400 lbs. I asked the charge nurse what to do and she told me I had to push in on his belly and it would pop out, as fat causes the penis to become somewhat inverted. I was grossed out beyond reason, but I had to get that cath in so I "popped and freshed" him and lo and behold, out came winky the wonder worm. I think my face was crimson as I crawled out of that room.

LMMFAO!!!
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