Counter Terrorism at the airport
A little counter-terrorism humor--
Southerners can be SO polite!!
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 - You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. Allah be praised.
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 712 - You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. Allah is great.
Static....then Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC!! ATLANTA ATC!!"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911."
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OF OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!
Atlanta ATC: Well bless your little hearts, and praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now; and tell Allah 'hey' for us!
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