Originally Posted by HometownGal
My foot is still pretty swollen and bruised,
Take a double double of Jack PRN
[Quote] but I now have a purty little lump on my noggin - QUOTE]
For the lump on the noggin, place ice in a rag, rub over the lump three times for the lump. Then place ice in a glass and fill with Jack, drink the filled glass until empty. PRN
That will be 3
call me in the morning. Be sure to have your insurance card handy.
If you don't want the Jack I will drink it for you. Waaa Hooooo
Although I would rather have Lebanese ARAK (100 proof)
BTW What the hell is Stoley's???