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Old 11-09-2007, 03:31 PM   #1
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Default FUNERAL PROCESSION

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning
coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession
approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black
hearse about 50 feet behind the first one.

Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit
bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were
about 200 women walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully
approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so
sorry for your loss", I know now is a bad time to disturb
you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral
is it?"

"My husband's."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to
help my husband when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between
the two women.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."
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