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Old 12-06-2007, 11:59 PM   #9
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Default Re: USA Today: A Week In Big Ben's Life-Prepping for the Big Game

excellent read with alot of insider info you dont hear on a daily basis (such as batch admitting even he didnt know who was calling the offensive shots in the past.... cowher or wiz?)

but was really priceless was reading the most recent post right below the article:

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BBDawg wrote: 7h 30m ago

Here is a typical day for Ben:

1. 12:35 PM, Wake up and scratch butt
2. 12:40 - 4:15 , Sit and star into space, continue scratching butt, occasional finger sniff
3. 4:15 - 5:30, Get ready for Dr. Phil show
4. 5:30 - 6:30, Watch Dr. Phil, cry, sniff finger some more
5. 6:30 - 7:15, Shower and shave entire body, glue on fake beard stubble
6. 7:15 - 8:30, Go to mall, shop, have hot chicks smell finger, have waitress at Denny's pull finger
7. 8:30 -9:45, Look for motorcycle, scratch butt
8. 9:45 - 10:00 , Drive bike home, headbutt 2 pickup trucks, return to Denny's to retrieve forgotten helmet
9. 10:00 -11:00, Practice saying "Duh, football", scratch butt
10. 11:00-11:45 , Remove truck grill from face
11. 11:45-11:50 , Watch game film, study game plan
12. 11:50 - 12:45, Take dump while reading "3 Little Kittens"
13. 12:45-12:50, Return to bathroom to wash hands
14. 12:50 - 4:30, Play Wii online against Bridgett Moynahan
15. 4:30 - 12:35 , Sleep, slober, scratch butt


ive heard alot of lame ben slams, but this is probably the 1st 1 that ever had me rollin'. (especially after #5 )

11. 11:45-11:50 , Watch game film, study game plan
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