Re: 2:00 To Go
Either way we're screwed. If we're up by 4, with 2:00 left, Brady (praise be unto his name) will lead them to a TD with no time remaining. If we're down by 4, the genius Belichick will put Brady Christ into the game as a D lineman. The most exalted Brady will then put pressure on Ben, causing Ben to throw 1/16 of an inch too far to the left. This is all that the glorious Brady will need to rush into the secondary, intercept the pass, and run through all 11 Steelers on the field for the touchdown. The savior of all humankind Tom Brady will then make the 2 point conversion by throwing himself a pass. The all knowing Brady will then make an onside kickoff, recovered by the omnipotent Brady, who returns it for yet another TD.