Originally Posted by tony hipchest
chad johnson is gonna stash an ironing board and iron behind the enzone and when he scores hes gonna grab them both, run out to the midfield logo, set up the board, pretend to plug in the iron and pull a terrible towel out of his jock. he will procede to iron the towel cause he and the bengals got some"things to iron out" in the "iron city"
what a moron
3:1 odds in vegas he gets bum rushed.
also terrell owens has received tickets and will attend the the game as a guest of one unnamed bengal player. if c. johnsons scores twice it appears they have a dance routine choreographed for on the sidelines. d. rosenhaus says the cameo by t.o. and publicity it garners can only enhance both mens earning potential.
He wont have time for that but if its anything on the 50 yard line porter better nock him out