Winslow mystery hospitalization
no wonder it's a mystery who would want the world to know this? ....okay boys grab your crotches cause just the thought of this is gonna hurt.
Rumor has it that Winslow is suffering from Hydrocele
A league source tells us that the talk among the Browns is that tight end Kellen Winslow landed in the Cleveland Clinic because his balls swelled to the size of grapefruits.
(We think that technical term is testiculus coconutus.)
Actually, one explanation for the situation is a condition known as hyrdocele. And while the condition in itself isnít serious, it could be a symptom of testicular cancer.
And, yeah, I squirmed in my chair the entire time I typed this.
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