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Old 10-18-2008, 12:44 AM   #1
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Default Redneck sobriety test

Recieved this from a black friend of it's in ebonics.

So there are 4 redneccs riding in a trucc

3 of the redneccs so happen to be drunk

they pull up to a sobriety checc point and panic

the 3 drunk men jump in potato saccs in the bed of the trucc

the officer walks up to the trucc and ask for licenses and registration

as the rednecc driving looks for his information the cop goes to the bed

he pokes the first bag and it goes "woof woof"

officer goes "thats a mighty big dog you have there

he pokes the second bag and it goes "meow meow"

the officer goes "thats a mighty big cat you have there"

he pokes the third bag and it says "potato"
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