Recieved this from a black friend of mine...so it's in ebonics.
So there are 4 redneccs riding in a trucc
3 of the redneccs so happen to be drunk
they pull up to a sobriety checc point and panic
the 3 drunk men jump in potato saccs in the bed of the trucc
the officer walks up to the trucc and ask for licenses and registration
as the rednecc driving looks for his information the cop goes to the bed
he pokes the first bag and it goes "woof woof"
officer goes "thats a mighty big dog you have there
he pokes the second bag and it goes "meow meow"
the officer goes "thats a mighty big cat you have there"
he pokes the third bag and it says "potato"