There were 3 kids who spent Christmas with their grandparents: Britney, Julie, and Little Billy
Every Year they make cookie dough at night. And every year when they wake up to eat it, it is not there.
The Grandma being fed up with having no cookie dough decided to put some Beebe pellets in it this year, knowing that whoever ate it would pee/poop out the beebies. Once again when she woke up the cookie dough was gone. she decided to wait and find out who ate it.
Just a few minutes later Britney came down and said "grandma i was peeing and beebies came out". Grandma said "sit down Britney you were eating the cookie dough."
After that Julie said " grandma while I was pooping I saw beebies coming out." Grandma said, "sit down Julie you were eating the cookie dough."
Finally, Little Billy came in and said, " Grandma I was out in the garage beating off and when I did I shot the cat.