One day a Baltimore teacher asked her students, "Who of you are big Ravens fans?"
Everyone raised their hands except Hapa. "Hapa," the teacher yelled, "is there a mistake?"
"No," he says, "it's just my mom is a Steelers fan, my dad is a Steelers fan, so that makes me one too."
The teacher says, "well, if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, what would that make you?"
"That would make me a Ravens fan!"