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Old 01-14-2006, 10:41 AM   #7
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Originally Posted by 3 to be 4
after a month the wife says "tonight at 8 we're locking the door (so the 6 and 2 year old cant get in) and having sex"

tonight??? but...but....its the playoffs????
that is quite a quandry. tough one. you must ask yourself....... WWBD?

what would bruschi do?

then the answer becomes obvious. you must take your wife to denver, roll out the sleeping bag on the 50 yd line, extend the pre game ceremonies by 15 minutes and preform the deed in front of 70,000 screaming, cheering, jealous fans. then before the cheers die down, deliver the superbaby that would come to full term 2 minutes later, give him a helmet, substitute him in for brady and sit back and watch as your son, has the greatest playoff preformance of any qb in history.
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