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Old 12-30-2008, 10:38 AM   #19
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Default Re: Dear ESPN

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Originally Posted by TackleMeBen View Post
they will talk about brady popping the question to gieselle..lol
OH NO!!!...We need to have FULL COVERAGE of the wedding...with Chris Berman giving commentary from the balcony as she walks down the aisle.......
"She....could....go....all...the ....way!!!" (I think thats a gimme, Chris)

Stephen A. Smith will be officiating in his usual pentecostal preacher voice...dabbing a white hankie at his mouth.....
"..do YOU.....the groom...THOMAS BRADY....take THIS woman to be your LAWFUL wedded WIFE.... " (I would less interested in the wedding than in how many people get "slayed in the spirit" by Smith.)

....and Emmitt can give us the post-wedding comments...
..."when you have this type of consumption...of them vows...you know that peoples be thinking.....WEDDING...right? So you haves to be thinking 'bout the deliberatation of them vows and how it can be leading to the wedding night and all the thing that foretolds"

(Hmmmmm....think I'll watch the rerun of Back to Gilligans Island,)

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