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Old 01-07-2009, 04:44 PM   #11
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Default Re: Farmer's Daughters

Ed was in trouble. He'd forgotten his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really upset.
She told him "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds.
AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE."

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out of the window and, sure enough, there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, she put on her robe, ran out on to the driveway and picked up
the box.
She opened it and found brand new bathroom scales.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.
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