I saw this on NFL.com, thought it was great...
ESPN commentators praised Bengals' first-round pick David Pollack for having a 36-inch vertical jump
despite weighing 261 pounds. Yours truly is 52 years old, and let's just say carries a significant fraction of Pollack's weight; the other day I did a 31-inch vertical jump. Shouldn't an NFL first draft choice jump substantially higher than a 52-year-old columnist?
Yeah, I'm not worried about his hands, just as long as they are better than mine. Oh yeah, and if you catch it, don't drop it/spike it until after the whistle.