A man had 50 yard line tickets for the SuperBowl. As he
sits down, a man
comes down and asked the man if anyone is sitting in the
seat next to him.
"No", he said, "the seat is empty".
"This is incredible", said the man. "Who
in their right mind would have a seat like this for the SuperBowl, the biggest
event in the world, and not use it?"
Somberly, the man says, "Well...the seat actually belongs to me. I
was suppose to come here with my wife, but she passed away.
This is the first of all the Steeler SuperBowls we have not been
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible.
But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative or even a
take the seat?"
The man shakes his head, "No. They're all back in
Pittsburgh at the
(this was emailed to me...don't know where it came from, but I think it's pretty damn funny...)