Another blonde joke
A Blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. tee-shirt.
'Why are you wearing a 'Thank GOD It's Friday' tee-shirt on Monday?'
'Oh crap!' the blonde says. 'I didn't realize it was a religious T-shirt.
I thought it meant 'Tits Go In Front'.
Give a lib a fish--he eats for a day
Teach a lib to fish--he is back the next day asking for more free fish.