Re: in 1492 Columbus discovered...
Congress just passed a new research package to determine the suckiness in Cincinnati. Barack Obama wanting to get to the bottom of the black hole that is the bengals organization has set in motion the medical research to determine if it is clearly the bengals players that suck so much or the sum of the whole called bengals that suck.
Half of the team will randomly be selected to move to one of 30 other teams (Obama has excluded the Steelers in case of serioius infection). The players they replace will then come to the bengals.
The scientist are looking for serious answers to the amount of suckiness that has been seen for years in Cincinnati. One scientist was stated, "We're not sure what we are going to find but we know the bengals suck! and we just want to know how bad!"
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