happy 61's birthday al gore.
on the eve of his birthday gore announced a new line of enviornmental research to look into the depletion of the ozone and the giant hole that has formed in the atmospheric protective layer. the depletion is thought to be caused by the bengals sucking.
the great news is that this research will come at no cost whatsoever, since everyone already knows the bengals suck.
wow. the bengals sucked an entire hole in our atmosphere that threatens the entire earths population.