Originally Posted by MACH1
I want one!
He's screwed though. There was a guy here that got a DUI for riding his horse while drunk.
For some reason, you reminded me of an article I saw that listed the various reasons British police can take a sample of your DNA for their national database. One of them was "riding horse furiously in the street."
I can't find the original article, but there's a reprint of most of it here...