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Old 04-01-2009, 01:06 PM   #12
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Default Re: Ohio man seeks trial over getting DUI on motorized barstool

Originally Posted by MACH1 View Post
I want one!

He's screwed though. There was a guy here that got a DUI for riding his horse while drunk.
For some reason, you reminded me of an article I saw that listed the various reasons British police can take a sample of your DNA for their national database. One of them was "riding horse furiously in the street."

I can't find the original article, but there's a reprint of most of it here...
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