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Old 04-01-2009, 12:45 PM   #13
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Default Re: Ohio man seeks trial over getting DUI on motorized barstool

Originally Posted by revefsreleets View Post
Under OVI, you could be riding a potbellied pig and get convicted. That's why they changed the law. Anything that is NOT your own legs that carries you around while you're drunk falls under the umbrella.

This guys is screwed!
Funny thing is, if you are on your own two legs... you still are screwed for being drunk in public.
If you take the "U" out of "STUD", you get STD. I'm just saying.
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