If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in
the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession
when symptoms occur:
"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of
Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm
Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"
If that doesn't scare the crap out of you, then you are probably
destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.
There is no need to thank me for this advice, I'm just doing a
>> Dr. John