But we need to make sure that they are all either left or right shoes.
We don't want to supply the terrorists.
"If the enemy can't walk...he can't fight."
And we gotta put permanant ink on the soles sorta like the voting thing, only now instead of it signifiying you voted, it shows you got hit with a shoe.
Plus all shoes must have the American flag on em, with a European cartoon stuffed in depicting Mohammad......
They say they prefer to die than be dishonered....well I propose we dishonor the shit out of them untill they kill themselves....... Plus we save a ton in Valuable ammo.