Re: Ever had a "spinal" headache
Right after our recent baby was born, they were pushing on the wife's belly to try and work the placenta out.
She said it was painful and I was too close to the bedside when I told her to suck it up and get over it. She hit me in the thigh (fortunately, I tend to move faster than my mouth) and the nurses just glared at me. I laughed it off and she did too after a second. She reacted pretty fast herself.
It didn't actually hurt, except for my sides when I told my mom afterwards on the phone (I was laughing pretty hard about it.)
If you take the "U" out of "STUD", you get STD. I'm just saying.