my friend Dan has a really big test tomorrow which he is going to be up all night studying for. earlier he was like "Mel, if I kill myself studying, you can have my Super Bowl ticket."
I told my friend Catie and she was like "kill him. they'd put you on the KDKA news for being a great fan, and you wouldn't even get arrested."
kinda morbid, but I thought it was hilarious
especially since his seat is 20 rows back from the 30 yd line