But the joke was on them because I never showed up
So you're a....
FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE
- [federal] Any person who has fled from any State to avoid prosecution for a crime or to avoid giving testimony in any criminal proceeding. 18 U.S.C.
One who, having committed a crime within a jurisdiction, goes into another in order to evade the law and avoid its punishment.
Do you have to dye your hair and wear wigs now?