Re: A joke to while away the time...
Sort of old, sorry if you heard it already.....
Two boys were playing football when one of the boys was attacked by a rottweiler. The other boy ripped a board from a fence, put it under the dogs collar and broke it's neck killing it instantly.
Soon enough the news van arrives and the reporter writes on his note pad "Rams fan saves friends life from dog"
The boy replies "But I'm not a Rams fan"
The reporter rips the paper out and throws it away and continues "Cardinal fan saves friends life from dog"
The boy replies "But I'm not a Cardinal fan either"
The reporter then asks "Well what team are you a fan of?"
The boy replies "I'm a Seahawks fan"
The reporter then writes on a new sheet of paper "Little bastard kills family pet".
Last edited by 83-Steelers-43; 02-04-2006 at 10:52 AM.