Waves of Animal Cruelty
Shocking and disturbing events unfolded....
A wave of animal cruelty has the World Wildlife Federation up in arms.
On the first day of this new year a lion was found viciously mauled. A
week later, a Bengal tiger was discovered horribly beaten. While the
lion only had fresh wounds, the tiger appears to have been suffering
regular beatings for years.
Just seven days after that, a colt was found battered. People at the
scene said it kept muttering something about not getting enough
protection. Hours ago, Denver authorities found another horse, this time
a bronco, wandering the streets. The horse was not physically injured,
but quite dazed and confused. When asked about the incident, the hapless
horse said "I was at home and everything was fine. I was about to feed
my pet snake when he started choking and screaming about some sort of
terrible towel following it around."
Rumor has it that the next target will be some sort of bird, a Seahawk.
All of the victims report trying to peek behind a giant steel curtain
shortly before their incidents. As a result, the following warning has
been issued to all animals: Peek behind a steel curtain, get hit by THE
Sorry mod's had to share that one... got it in an email from some family...