if any of the douchebags make the trip in hopes of scoring a ticket to sundays game, they may be stuck out in the parking lot for 4-5 hours.
they might as well have a good time. i hear they love "corn holing."
here dey sum boards-
heres the salad.. err teabag... errrr.... beanbags they like to toss.
their official membership cards-
an invitation to the event-
the trophy for the tournament champion-
and of course the consolation prize for the rest of the losers-
enjoy your day, queenmeat.