I've only read my 2nd teletubby thread & must say that this is already becoming way too gross for me.
If you're kidding, well, ok. I'll just say you have a "unique" sense of humor that really isn't so funny.
If you're serious, maybe you can enlighten us as to why you're so obsessed over these freaky, outdated toys. Maybe the next time you buy one, get yourself a tube of KY-you sound like you'll need one!