I like his bio too...
Head tear-leader for the Seattle Seahawks
Two Space Needles
Speaking from the shart:
Head walrus Mike Holmgren didn't see a Seahawks' loss in Super Bowl XL?he peered through his swollen eyelids and spotted a referee's conspiracy. "We knew it was going to be tough going up against the Pittsburgh Steelers," Holmgren told lost Starbucks customers who stumbled upon the loser's pep rally. "I didn't know we were going to have to play the guys in the striped shirts as well." We offered Holmgren some cheese with that whine, but he already had a mouth full of excuses instead.