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Old 02-12-2010, 06:21 PM   #1

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Default [Adult Humour] Brother Bed Time Joke

There are 2 brothers, one older than the other and they have a bunk bed, and the older brother sleeps on the top, so one day the older brother brings his girlfriend and they wanted to have sex, but without his little brother knowing,so they coded the words to

TOMATO=softer, and Lettuce = Harder

So all you hear is tomato, lettuce, tomato , lettuce... See more....and on.... then the brother was finally getting tired, but then he gets up and tells them omg guys can you stop making sandwhiches! your getting mayonnaise all over me
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