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Old 03-03-2006, 10:15 AM   #1
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Default Dumbest quotes EVER...

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
Live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
Then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
Which is why I would not live forever,"

--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids
All over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love
To be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and
Death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
Important part of your life,"
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become
Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
Lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
Our papers. We are the president."
--Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of
Subpoenaed documents.

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's
The impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."

--Dan Quayle

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much
Clean air do we need?"
--Lee Iacocca

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
Genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst

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