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Old 04-05-2010, 05:47 AM   #15
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Default Re: Guam Is Going To 'Tip Over'

My concern is that this video may be inadvertently broadcast. Radio waves carry on forever and some alien civilization may receive it. If they catch wind of how staggeringly dumb some of our elected officials actually are, they will be compelled to eradicate all life on this planet out of a sense of self-preservation (if not just on general principle). Nobody feels comfortable around neighbors that are this dumb.
It's not like we're *all* so brain-dead that we think an island can "tip over and capsize". No, it's far worse than that. We decided to put that guy in charge.

I would've thought that his lower intestine, upon catching his brain forming the dumbest sentence in human history, would've snaked up his neck and throttled his brain before his mouth had the chance to utter the words.
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