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Old 03-07-2006, 06:21 PM   #2
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Default Re: Texas Chili Contest ( JOKE)

that is too funny. lmao the whole way through. the "hot" chile is definitely an acquired taste that takes practice. i think this was my favorite:

Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead And I
can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed
paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her
chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by
pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my
lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to
stop screaming. Screw those rednecks.
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