Re: Texas Chili Contest ( JOKE)
Yeh this joke to this day gets me when I read it my favorite was
Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I
wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye,
and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is
covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are
full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll
know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing; it's too painful.
Screw it - I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just
suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach
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