Originally Posted by Vincent
Plaxico Burress accidently shoots Santonio Holmes in the leg at a night club causing Mr. Holmes to throw a drink in Ben Roethlisberger's face which caused Mr. Roethlisberger to accidentally grope the nearest waitress. The sound of the shot startled Jeff Reed, causing him to accidentally smash the men's room towel dispenser, startling Matt Spaeth who then lost control of his bladder.
And we look down our noses at the bungholes?
Heard this on ESPN The Drive Tuesday was that your e-mail? ...it was funnier than hell when the guys read it they were cracking up.