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Old 04-19-2010, 06:28 AM   #1
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Default Can you drive a truck?

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel" pick up
your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said," Lay down your shovels, sit on your
asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land.

I got so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc...I
called the suicide hotline.

Got a call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
"Good men drink good beer!" Hunter S. Thompson
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