Re: Happy Birthday xfl2001fan!
Here's a little humor for ya.
A guy walks into a bar wearing a Browns jersey and carrying a cat that
also has a Browns jersey on with a little Browns helmet on his head,
The guy says to the bartender, "Can my cat and I watch the Browns game
here? My TV at home is broke, and my cat and I always watch the game
The bartender replies, "Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed in the bar,
but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a
seat at the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you or
the cat, I'll have to ask you to leave"
The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game. Pretty
soon the Browns kick a field goal and the excited cat jumps up on the
bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five.
The bartender says, "Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a
The guys answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 5 years.
"Football is a physical game, or at least it used to be" -Mel Blount