yeah ummmm....we've decided to make some Philosophical changes around here. you know...become a little more modern... a little edgy if you will.
well to be blunt, you and a few others, we feel have been holding us back a bit, keeping us from reaching our potential.
so we've decided it's for the better good that we part ways. we'd like to extend our gratitude for your contributions. we have some nice parting gifts you can pick up on your way out.

just playin...i have no idea....