Originally Posted by GreeneMachine
Yo mama is so stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
Yo mama is so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
Yo mama's so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign she did.
Yo mama's like a squirell, she can't keep nuts out of her mouth.