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Old 01-25-2011, 11:43 PM   #49
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Default Re: Tim Lumber: Flacco is Roethlisbergers B*tch

Timmah is so popular and famous, he's had songs written about him.


Y-R-U-GAY? (sung to the tune of Y.M.C.A. by the Village People):

Young man, there's no need to go down.
I said, young man, get your knees off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you love the eye brown.
There's no need to be butt-flappy.

Young man, where's your "partner" Moko?
I said, young man, did you tear his man-hole?
You can eat his... big, dirty behind.
Many gays play there I'm sure you won't mind.

(chorus)
I've gotta know Tim, Y-R-U-GAY?
I've gotta know Tim, Y-R-U-GAY?

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can bang their asses with sex toys...

(repeat chorus)

You can lick his taint clean, you can have a stool meal.
You can reach around while you kneel...

Young man, are you fisting ol' Steve?
I said, young man, are you finger banging his beav'?
I said, young man, you can ram 'til he screams.
But you've got to flick his dried bean!

No man, does these "guys" by himself.
I said, young man, keep your gay pride to yourself.
And just tell me, exactly Y-R-U-GAY?
I'm sure they'll hump you today.

(repeat chorus)

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can tongue butt with all the boys...

(repeat chorus)

You can lick his taint clean, you can have a stool meal.
You can reach around while you kneel...

Young man, you have some spunk on your shoe.
I said, your mouth's ringed with poo.
You knelt at Joe's crotch crab hive.
He took not one finger but all five...

That's when owl-dog licked your pee-pee.
And then, young man, it made you skeet-skeet.
Your a sick ****, Tim, again, Y-R-U-GAY?
They can jizz on your back all day.

(repeat chorus)

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can fill your butt with the dog's rubber toys...

Y-R-U-GAY?
I have to ask you Tim, Y-R-U-GAY?
Young man, young man, there's no need to go down.
Young man, young man, your ass they will pound.

Y-R-U-GAY?
Just answer the question Y-R-U-GAY?
Young man, young man, there's nut in your poo.
Young man, young man, your chin's full of goo.
Y-R-U-GAY?
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