Fun Things to Do to Out of Towners
Alright, like I said, i'm making a book with all these lists i'm making and here's a lists all of us natives can get a kick out of.
Fun Things to Do to Out of Towners:
Offer them a pop
Say you'll help them get to the Point
Tell Ohio people that you can drive them to Ohio (you really mean the river)
If you get stuck with a rude out of towner, tell them they get the jagoff of the week award, and convince them it's a good thing.
Tell them to redd up somebody's room. Take bets with another Pittsburgher on what will happen to the roomRefer to the Steelers as "God's Favorite Team"
Let's see if we can come up with more. I promise that if this book gets published, I'll dedicate it to all of you.