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Old 02-15-2011, 02:07 AM   #155
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Default Re: Time to talk about the real Big Ben.

Originally Posted by gostillerz View Post
How will Ben's impending marriage affect his play? (just keepin it alive, lol)
His wedding ring will be made of hyptochroniktiumblastphroia which will allow him to see into the future and which wide reciever will be open 6.32 seconds before it happens. It will also warn him when a defender is within two feet of him and tell him how to escape the pressure. Oh, AND it will +7 to all attributes of the linemen.

I'm serious.
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