Originally Posted by BGSU A Dub
His wedding ring will be made of hyptochroniktiumblastphroia which will allow him to see into the future and which wide reciever will be open 6.32 seconds before it happens. It will also warn him when a defender is within two feet of him and tell him how to escape the pressure. Oh, AND it will +7 to all attributes of the linemen.
I'll be happy if it just keeps him out of college bars.