Originally Posted by tony hipchest
that the bengals suck
You didn't finish the story...
Yes, in 1492 Columbus discovered the Bengals suck, but the following year he went to Cleveland and discovered the Browns suck as well.
Columbus said fck this and decided to start his own city in the center of the state of Ohio and named it after himself..... in hopes that someday Columbus, Oh. will be the home of a football team people will respect.
....although I'm not sure Columbus would have wanted his team to be named after a nut.....known as the buckeye.