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Old 03-27-2011, 07:49 AM   #14
Buddha Bus
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Default Re: The Greatest Story Ever Told

... dreamt of frolicking merrily in a rainbow bordered meadow of tulips with unicorns and kitty cats.

All of a sudden, a vision of Tiny Tim appeared high above the rainbow in the sky. He spoke warningly, "Wallace, you must be very careful when revealing the secrets of MACH. You know not what kind of destruction and devastation could be unleashed on the world if highly sensitive and disturbing confidential information of this nature is exposed to a twisted and sick individual such as Buddha Bus. He may finish going completely insane and wreak havoc across the lands! He may even be powerful enough to cheat death and become one of the living dead to continue on his path of the annihilation of the human race! Now have fun tiptoeing through the tulips and heed my warning! TOODLE-OO!!!"

Wally's knees felt weak and he collapsed into a pile of Hello Kitty pillows and....

I wave my private parts at your aunties, you heaving lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters.
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